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-PurpleSalarian has signed in-
PurpleSalarian: Anto, are you there? I think my copy of galaxy of fantasy is broken.
Antonator: What? Did you get an error message or something?
PurpleSalarian: I don't know. I tried to sign in, but it says the account is already in use.
PurpleSalarian: I forgot to turn off my game last night, maybe the computer took over..
Antonator: I don't think it can do that, Jotin.
Antonator: Um...
Antonator: I'm not sure what that could mean. It's probably just a glitch that will go away.
PurpleSalarian: Okay. Its might be that admin on the server.
PurpleSalarian: He probably is getting my character configured like he promised.
Antonator: Jotin... you didn't
Antonator: You gave your account information away?
PurpleSalarian: My what?
Antonator: Um, your password and stuff.
PurpleSalarian: Oh, its BlAsToRoCkSs
PurpleSalarian: That, right?
Antonator: It's your password Jotin!
Antonator: I'm not supposed to know it
Antonator: no one is!
PurpleSalarian: I couldn't sign in ealier before something about the server down?
PurpleSalarian: I went to the fourms to ak for help-
Antonator: Jotin... you're account
Antonator: your*
PurpleSalarian: hHere -links a page where he posted his password over the fourms where everyone can see-
Antonator: *facepalm*
PurpleSalarian: That can be fixed right? So I wont get the server down thing?
Antonator: Jotin... um
Antonator: your account
PurpleSalarian: Yeah?
Antonator: has kind of been
Antonator: um
Antonator: stolen
PurpleSalarian: What? Its right here in my computer.
PurpleSalarian: My computer is right here.
PurpleSalarian: Its not stolen at all.
Antonator: You can access an account from any computer that has the game in it
Antonator: all you need is a password
Antonator: and you just gave your password to a million people
PurpleSalarian: What? When? I put up a note for help with the admins
PurpleSalarian: You do that on the site, right?
Antonator: Not with your password!
Antonator: You are not supposed to give that to anyone!
PurpleSalarian: Oh..]: (
Antonator: *sigh*
Antonator: I'm sorry, Jotin
Antonator: We're going to have to start training you again
Antonator: with a new character
Antonator: all over again...
PurpleSalarian: I think my warrior was to stupid anyway.
PurpleSalarian: He couldn't heal anyone,.
PurpleSalarian: Um..how much access did I have to the bank before?
PurpleSalarian: You think the guy would leave my stuff in the guild vault?
Antonator: Wait, what
Antonator: Please tell me I read that wrong
Antonator: please
Antonator: please
Antonator: please
Antonator: please
PurpleSalarian: I think I had warrior axe thing- the one that noone else had? I found it off a sheep was going to give it to you.
PurpleSalarian: But it was on my character..
Antonator: ...
PurpleSalarian: And I asked the leader for some access to the bank so I could leave it in there for you
PurpleSalarian: But then I got logged out of my account.
Antonator: Jotin...
Antonator: Jotin
Antonator: mfjklnfgsklnsgkmn *headdesk*
PurpleSalarian: Are you okay? I think your keyboard spazzed out again.
PurpleSalarian: Anyway you can just kill my character and we can make a new guy.
Antonator: ...
Antonator: You
Antonator: This isn't happening
Antonator: this is a horrible dream
Antonator: All the guild's stuff was in there, Jotin
Antonator: I even found that rare staff Yumia wanted
PurpleSalarian: Huh, well maybe you should go check to see if its there?
Antonator: Maybe
PurpleSalarian: Or...we could ffind a way to get my account back?
Antonator: Oh I hope so
Antonator: NO TIME
Antonator: this just happened though, right?
Antonator: like, maybe there's a chance he hasn't found it
PurpleSalarian: Um, yeah.
Antonator: oh thank goodness
Antonator: maybe oh maybe
Antonator: please be there please pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaseeee
PurpleSalarian: How to cook turian meals
Antonator: what?
PurpleSalarian: Whoops
PurpleSalarian: Sorry i ment to search that on spacegoogle.
Antonator: okay i'm logged in
Antonator: i'm going to the vault
PurpleSalarian: Well, first to stop the bleeding you need to tie off his leg nice and tight, just around the wound
PurpleSalarian: Damn it Anto!
PurpleSalarian: Stop Ninjaing my posts!
Antonator: what?
PurpleSalarian: Kim is heling some guy from stoping bleeding somewhere on Omega.
Antonator: Wait, what
Antonator: shouldn't you like, be there helping?
PurpleSalarian: No, you need to tie it around the leg
PurpleSalarian: ANTO
Antonator: like, he's bleeding?
Antonator: and there's blood
PurpleSalarian: Yes there is blood
PurpleSalarian: he lost his leg in some accident or something
PurpleSalarian: Kim- no
PurpleSalarian: You do not want to tie it around his neck, he needs to breath.
Antonator: *is nauseous*
PurpleSalarian: ANTO
PurpleSalarian: DAMN IT ALL
PurpleSalarian: OKAY HOLD ON
Antonator: I'm not doing anything!
Antonator: and
Antonator: his leg
PurpleSalarian: You are ninja stealing my posts!
Antonator: is all the way off?
Antonator: like gone?
PurpleSalarian: ARGH!
-PurpleSalarian as stopped pestering Anto-
-hour later-
-PurpleSalarian has started to pester Anto-
PurpleSalarian: Okay, I'm back
Antonator: How's the leg guy?
PurpleSalarian: Legless.
Antonator: I think i'm going to be sick
PurpleSalarian: Apperently there was a freak accident, had to go down and help Kim out.
PurpleSalarian: She really needs to take my classes on weekends. She let a lot of blood go out of the batarian.
PurpleSalarian: How is the guild vault?
Antonator: He took all the good stuff. The guild leader was really mad.
Antonator: He almost kicked me for it!
PurpleSalarian: Can't yu report that?
PurpleSalarian: The stolen stuff I mean.
Antonator: No...
Antonator: Um, I had to lie and say you got hacked
Antonator: or else he would have kicked me
Antonator: since I assured him you were cool
PurpleSalarian: I called the police by the way.
Antonator: What?
PurpleSalarian: They where very unhelpful
Antonator: Jotin...
PurpleSalarian: Stolen account are not protected under the law it seems.
Antonator: Yeah. That's how it works.
PurpleSalarian: But he stole all my money and all my friends stuff.
PurpleSalarian: You would think that would be a good reason to launch a investagation team.
Antonator: A million different people could have seen your password
Antonator: Anyone could have used it to log on to your account
Antonator: Even if the police investigated things like that they'd never find the guy.
Antonator: Besides, he's probably sold most of the loot anyway
Antonator: Yumia was gonna be so happy...
Antonator: ]:c I'll make it up somehow. I'll save up some money and buy her a staff.
PurpleSalarian: To replace it anyway.
PurpleSalarian: Could find other salarians, get a team together and..grow for it?
Antonator: Grow for it?
PurpleSalarian: Yeah we go out and kill things alot for the drop.
Antonator: I guess so. I might get lucky and find it again.
PurpleSalarian: Oh hey
PurpleSalarian: The admin is contacting me
PurpleSalarian: I can probably get my account back!
Antonator: What's he saying?
PurpleSalarian: Hold on.
PurpleSalarian: AdMINGreG: It has come to our attention that our account is infected with a deady computer virus. We would Ask that you pay the fee of Sixty Credits so that we may stop it from spreading to the rest of the Web. After the purge your account will be returned with free upgrades!
PurpleSalarian: There.
Antonator: Well don't do it!
Antonator: By the way, he's not an admin
Antonator: He just said that so you would give him your password
PurpleSalarian: Oh...Well that was mean.
Antonator: The extranet isn't a nice place, you ahve to be careful
PurpleSalarian: I told him no.
Antonator: good
PurpleSalarian: What? no I do not want to start a breeding contract.
Antonator: bbreeding contract?
PurpleSalarian: ANTO
PurpleSalarian: OU NINJA
Antonator: why would you be talking about that
PurpleSalarian: No
PurpleSalarian: I told him no and then he said something about a breeding contract, sacrificing my first born then
Antonator: Wait what?
PurpleSalarian: This is weird
Antonator: That's awful
PurpleSalarian: "ADMINGREG:
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION YOU ARE A NO GOOD PANSY.
WE SUGGEST YOU KINDLY STICK YOUR HEAD UP YOUR CLOACA AND MOTERBOAT YOURSELF TO DEATH.
YOUR ACCOUNT NOW HAD AIDS GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. "
PurpleSalarian: I keep hitting the x button but he keeps saying stuff
Antonator: stick your head up...
Antonator: askfjk
PurpleSalarian: I know! So rude!
Antonator: What does moterboat mean?
Antonator: Wait
Antonator: I don't want to know
Antonator: It's probably dirty
PurpleSalarian: I think it is a earth term
PurpleSalarian: Hold up, im going to google it.
PurpleSalarian: AHHHHHHHH
PurpleSalarian: AHHHHHHHHHHH\
PurpleSalarian: AHJHHHHHHHH
Antonator: WHAT?
PurpleSalarian: -links image of moterboating boobies-
PurpleSalarian: AHHHHH
PurpleSalarian: AHHHHH
Antonator: AHHHHH
Antonator: AHHHHHHH
Antonator: AHHHHHHHH
PurpleSalarian: WHY
Antonator: AHHHHHHH
PurpleSalarian: WHY WOULD THEY SUGGEST I DO THAT
Antonator: AHHHHHHH
PurpleSalarian: AHHHH
Antonator: IT WON'T GET OFF MY SCREEEN
-Anto's screen now has many spicy porn pop ups-
PurpleSalarian: OH SHIT
PurpleSalarian: THINGS KEEP POPING UP
Antonator: *high pitched squeal*
PurpleSalarian: OH GOT I SEE KROGAN QUAD
Antonator: WHAT IS THAT EVEN?
Antonator: WHAT IS
PurpleSalarian: I DONT KNOW
PurpleSalarian: QUICK SHUT IT ALL OFF
Antonator: WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THAT ASARI
PurpleSalarian: WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THAT SALRAIAN
PurpleSalarian: IS THAT AN ELCOR?!
Antonator: WHAT
PurpleSalarian: kjbsdgjk;sbgask;g asd
Antonator: HOW DOES THAT EVEN
-PurpleSalarian has signed off-
-Antonator has signed off-
My first literature submission! This was co-authored by me and :icontrickydingo:.

Me and Dingo did a little RP over Skype and this was the result. I think it went pretty well :)
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necromantress Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
Ogawd that was hilarious XD
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Kurara966 Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
My sides
They hurt
-wheeze-
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wolfiesama Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This is the best thing ever. Anto.. you adorable little dork.. and Jotin.. note to self, never let him near online games. <3
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theredone1223 Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
xD
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Marikaza-Icarus Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
That.... was just beautiful. God I love Anto, he's such an adorable, innocent dweeb. Thanks for the laughs, I just about died towards the end. <3
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DireW0lf64 Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god xD poor anto and Jotin :rofl:
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